"I don't think I'm supposed to stick this thing in there" -Jen C
"We want to light a fire. Not detonate a bomb." -Chris
"Cavemen can make a fire, but we can't!" -Chris
"I'm Erik's noodle watcher." -Meg
"You can be my noodle watcher." -Erik
During three man...
"Can I have a funnel?" -Meg
"Well I'm not getting laid this evening." -JP
"Do you mind? God and I are having a conversation!" -Chris
"It's not coming!" -Stacy
"If I had a girlfriend she would be very disapointed." -Chris
"Pretzels in the cleavage, Pretzels in the cleavage." -Erik
More three man...
"Erik!! The left makes an L!!!" -everyone
"We are all adults!" -Meg
"We are?" -Graham
"She has had sex with me, she doesn't need a shower." -Erik
"It was that short?" -Meg to Erik
"Was it short, or 'short'?" -Meg to Stacy
"I've taken plenty of cold showers" -Erik
"That's humanity for you. We are on and island and we can't find the beach." -Mike
"Speak for yourself" -Jen C
"Ewww! Gooey!" -Stacy
"You have about five minutes before I discover whether or not this palm tree is edible." -Chris
"Owww!!! My ass hurts! FUCK ME!! My Ass Hurts!!!" -Jen C
"Clearly I have not had enough to drink." -Chris
"It's toasted on the outside." -Jen S
"Yes, but it's not cheesy on the inside." -Chris
"AHHH"(screaming of pain from the bedroom)- Jen C
"What the hell is that?" -Everyone to Meg
"It's ok. Jen is just putting aloe on her ass." -Meg
Appearing from the bedroom door..."Apparently sunburning my ass was a bad thing to do." -Jen C
"I demand sex!" -Chris
"I think we should give Chris sex." -Stacy
Playing hearts...
"I always try to fuck Meg and Jen C, but nothing ever happens." -Erik
"I don't want to fuck myself." -Jen C
"But I'd like to watch." -JP to Jen C